I am fine.
I am fine. I am fine. I am fine. I am fine. Since receiving the disappointing news, yesterday, that I am not going to be joining the cast of Too … Continue reading
Protected: A long and fleeting memory with pleasant interludes in it.
There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.
In a moment, I will go into the burning question of the journal entry, succinctly summarized by my friend Danielle’s previous entry’s comment, “HOWDITGO” repeated a hundred times. (and occasionally … Continue reading
Who do you want to conspire against today?
Today I have unearthed the diabolical conspiracy to Fuck With Me, being perpetrated as we speak by Microsoft. Nonsense, you say. Surely you are being paranoid. And I ask: What … Continue reading
As we sit perfectly still, in a blank room drinking naught but weak tea.
Here’s the thing about perfectionism. The very act of having it is contradictory to one day perceiving your own perfection. As long as you have perfectionism, you can never feel … Continue reading
Chained to a desk and made to produce copy.
My managing editor has returned from France, sans active cigarette habit and maiden name. Other than that, things are more or less the same around work today. The book is … Continue reading
And Jingo was his Name-O!
There is a secret organization of American comedy writers.