Creative Control

Miscellaneous Mental Musings of an Emerging Artist

Masters of horror.

The King is alive, long live the King.

April 29, 2003 · Leave a comment

Anybody who says differently is selling something.

I sat outside in the cold night air wondering what would happen if I just fell apart, atom by atom.

April 25, 2003 · Leave a comment

Partial Nudity: The Continuing Thesis on America and the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

So this is what happens when you search through the library’s archive of Sports Illustrated.

April 23, 2003 · Leave a comment

Ensemble by the horns.

Happy, but restless.

April 22, 2003 · Leave a comment

Like Rescue Rangers or antique furniture.

And then I was a bachelorette party stripper.

April 15, 2003 · Leave a comment

Where’s Saddam? Find Saddam Now. The Great Saddam Search.

Continued speculation on the whereabouts of the world’s most notorious Iraqi.

April 4, 2003 · Leave a comment

Dali is bored and the mercury in Hell just dropped another inch.

“Has the whole world lost its head / or is it just me?”

March 31, 2003 · Leave a comment

Sharks in the pool.

Random thoughts for Wednesday: – Nothing makes you appreciate the jobs of others quite like having to do them yourself for a few days. My managing editor has been out … Continue reading

March 19, 2003 · Leave a comment

“I understand now. It is not I who am crazy. It is I who am MAD!”

BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) — Iraqi Foreign Minister Naji Sabri on Monday ruled out the possibility that President Saddam Hussein would go into exile to avoid war with the United States … Continue reading

March 17, 2003 · Leave a comment

Neither party nor disco nor foolin’ around.

And with tonight’s press conference, our unelected leader performs the rest of the necessary ritual required to open the Hellmouth. Ready, America? Here we go. What is it about war … Continue reading

March 17, 2003 · Leave a comment