And I said “What about Breakfast at Tiffany’s?”
And she said “I think I remember the film; and as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it.”
And I said “Except for that racist character played by Mickey Rooney.”
And she said “I don’t remember him being in that.”
And I said “He was the Japanese landlord; and he makes the entire thing damn near unwatchable.”
And she said “Wait a minute, that’s from Breakfast at Tiffany’s?”
And I said “Remember? It stars Audrey Hepburn.”
And she said “Right and, it was directed by Mike Nichols?”
And I said “No it was directed by Blake Edwards.”
And she said “Then what film is it I’m thinking of?”
And I said “The Graduate?”
And she said “That’s it.”
And I said “But that’s not Audrey Hepburn; that’s Katharine Ross,”
And she said “I thought it was Anne Bancroft?”
And I said “Anne Bancroft plays the mother.”
And she said, “That’s right, the one who seduces Dustin Hoffman,”
And I said, “Great movie.”
And she said “That ending.”
And I said “I know.”
And she said “It’s pretty cool that we both like The Graduate,”
And I said “Well that’s the one thing we’ve got.”