“Collected Works, 2004 – 2008”.
As warned in the prior entry, these are each of the plays that I’ve produced within the confines of Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind, listed as chronologically as I can recall:
- Neo-Futurist Rock Review: Angry Phone Call
- In Which It Is Determined The Exact Number of Neo-Futurists Required To Change A Lightbulb
- I’m Not And They’re Not But If We Were I Would Totally
- Do Not Remove! Alarm Will Sound!
- Schrödinger’s Restroom
- The Lies of the Liberal Medea
- Contagion!
- Traumaquarium
- X to Jump, Y to Fire
- Due To Recent Department of Labor Regulations, There Will Be No Overtime Play
- Sports Utility Joust
- Against All Odds, Dean Evans Performs This Play
- Operation Iraqi Arithmetic
- Neo-Futurist Dance LessonSupersaturated: An Internalized Scream with Science Novelty
- Goat
- Frankenfuturist
- My faith in humanity may ultimately be dependent on whether or not Adolpho lives in Schaumburg.
- All The Ladies In The House Say
- possible outcome walks into a bar (the other two duck)
- When God Closes Doors, He Opens WINDOWS
- Trivial Pursuit, Archaic Sarcasm
- Auto Body Experience
- Cazart!
- Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder, Dammit
- Set in Stone
- For No Apparent Reason and Despite The Late Hour, The Neo-Futurist and the Audience Member Sat Down to an Awkward Continental Breakfast.
- This Metaphor Not Approved By OSHA
- Fascionista!
- just a test.
- The Reality of Reality
- Open Door Policy
- CSI: N-F
- detonator
- Spoiler Space
- BattleBolton
- This Play to be Performed at my Earliest Convenience
- Indecent Reprisal
- Arbitrary Contest with Infinite Suspense
- Raising a Moral Marigold
- having your cake and cutting it too
- Now on Shuffle
- As If Anybody In Their Right Mind
- If You Miss Me and You Can’t Find Me Nowhere
- Poor Man’s Poe
- Quid Pro Quarrel
- Rooted Like Cypress in the Rising Bayou (for Alobar)
- Song of All The Spanish I Remember
- Long Time Listener, First Time Caller
- Staged reading of the back of my mind in the back of an Italian restaurant on what I later realized was Guy Fawkes Day.
- Ends and Means and the Verb in Between
- The God Du Jour
- Untitled Frustration #592
- A Parable of Blinking Midnights
- Gay Cowboy Play
- Extra Credit Take Home Play
- Jack You Don’t Know, You Don’t Know Jack, Jack Knows You Don’t, No You Don’t, Jack
- Personal Brando
- (hitman good)
- Verily, the Neo-Futurists doth laugh anon at Fate and Superstition.
- …with his crazy noises about great white bears
- RandoMMemORandumM
- turf.
- National Anthem
- Fox, Chicken, and Sack of Grain: Part Two
- Snakes on a Play!
- Across your heart and hope to survive
- Like a Funeral From Russian Literature (Minus the Funeral, Russians, or Literature)
- Mess Occurs
- VICTORY: A Neo-News Special Report
- S i m m e r
- Game Warden
- Donald, His Teeth Stained With Daffy
- A Subtle Expression of Appreciation Based Entirely on What You’re Missing
- Sticks and Stones, Rubber and Glue
- clydetombaughsolarsystem
- Who’s On Fire?
- Beagle/Bull Terrier/Bigger Issue
- by the dim light of sanity with an empty bottle of endorphins.
- Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Gum Disease Is Also Red
- Tempest in a Teacup
- With All The Time I’ve Wasted Browsing The Wikipedia I Could Have Written Ten Plays, (Instead of Just This One About Browsing The Wikipedia)
- Night of the Natural Life Process
- Open-Faced
- Cain and Abel agree to meet in an undisclosed, neutral location.
- My Superior and Most Impressive Technique
- that last burning inch of forgiveness
- Onstage Farce, Backstage Drama
- Unlikely Candidate: An Underdog Story
- Sincerely, Hackneyed Plot Device
- Apology Expected
- Tossing and Turning
- The Hydra
- …to which you must respond, “No.”
- The shortest point between two distances
- License, Registration
- The script had scars like editing marks.
- (Overth)Inking
- finesse
- This Will Make Sense Later, When You’re Watching the DVD Box Set
- Impersonal Pronoun
- minimum safe radius
- Bilal’s Masturbation Play
- Models of Efficiency
- Principal Uncertainty Principle
- YOU cannot stop this play! NOBODY can stop this play! This play is UNSTOPPABLE!
- Amateur Night in the Ongoing Argument
- Coup d’tater
- This Is An Important and Powerful Statement Regarding An Issue Of Great Importance To America
- black boxed theater
- These Few Very Simple Directions
- Specimental
- dialogue.
- And The Tear-Jerking Crisis Song Soloist Will Remind You What Truly Matters
- ran, runs, running, rerun
- Not-feratu
- Race Relations
- Lather, Rinse, Regret
- DVRt
- Constructive
- Hush. Money.
- a silence so offensive it interrupts oxygen
- Stopping Power
- The Official Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind Make-Your-Own-Luck Small Cash Super Lottery Jackpot Play!
- The Moment of Fruit
- For Our Next Trick, Cynicism
- Fidato di.
- Naming / Convention
- Oedipus Simple
- “Thing”
- This Ain’t Your Daddy’s Father’s Day Play
- Banter & Back-story
- Segues Sans Showstoppers
- The Neo-Futurists’ Ongoing Allegorical Lecture Series Presents: How to Build a Chair
- double-blind
- All The News You Can Possibly Stomach
- I, EXAM
- The Heist Play
- cognito / communicado
- Second Act Problem, Scene One
- No Transit
- No Hard Feelings?
- Eggsonerated
- We are running a clean and respectful play.
- BLIND, DEAF, AND FUCKING STUPID
- Foxtrot India Romeo Echo Delta
- The Neo-Futurist Board of Tourism Invites House Left to Experience The Wonders of the Nametag Room
- Why Won’t You Say What You Mean When You Say You Meant What You Said?
- That Parade Done Passed Me By
- Mind Over Matter Over Mind
- The Tell
- long division w/remainder
- Wisp-o’-the-Will
- …Among Other Things That “B” Is For…
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