Miscellaneous Mental Musings of an Emerging Artist
Being a short work of satire based on observations of online argument, another in a perpetual and exhausting series.
Hi there, it’s me, your online acquaintance who has trouble with social cues and believes that every opinion he holds is both welcome and necessary within your personal space. I just wanted to take a few minutes to educate you on some misconceptions you might have about VX nerve agent.
I hope you have learned a great deal from my expertise on this manufactured substance, which was designed to commit murder on a large scale in a short period of time. I’ve shared this information with you under the guise of providing you with the knowledge you need to engage with me on this topic. Please note that I have no real interest in hearing your position on VX nerve agent, as I believe your understanding of VX has been formed by a campaign of lies built to maintain the classification of VX as a weapon of mass destruction rather than something I should be allowed to own by my God-given rights enshrined within the American Constitution.
Perhaps we should go to a facility where VX is stored and you can see for yourself how it works! That way you will finally understand how empowering it is, and you will be more sympathetic to my wishes of having my own personal stockpile. Rest assured that I would never use my VX nerve agent unlawfully, and you should be ashamed of yourself for suggesting it! I am an exceptional person! I will never experience doubt, frustration, anger, spite, or rejection. I will never get drunk one night and decide it might be fun to break into a public swimming pool and drop some VX in the water. I will never leave my VX lying around where somebody could steal it or where my child’s playmate might accidentally expose themselves.
In conclusion, perhaps you can shut up now. Smiley face emoji, LOL, GIF of Heath Ledger as the Joker employed as punctuation.